Bastille Day BBQ this Saturday at McGuane Park!!!

6 Jul

The only thing more skewered than my knowledge of FPUSA playoff brackets is the *succulent beef kabob I plan to make at our annual Bastille Day BBQ this Saturday! Come by to toss some boules, down some suds and gnaw on layer after layer of flame-broiled beef and Italian sausage interspaced with roasted chunks of pineapple, onions, tomatoes and fiery jalapeno peppers! Bring a side dish to share…baked beans, cole slaw, corn, potato salad, watermelon, Christmas fruitcake, it’s up to you! We’ll get started around 11 AM under the cool shade of the Locust trees in McGuane ParkPlease respond to this ad if you plan to attend. Be sure to include your height, weight and the girth of your midsection so we can upload the data into our grocer’s computerized flow chart and calculate the ideal amount of food to buy without wonton waste. See you there!

*Succulent. Adj. 2. botany. Having thick,fleshy leaves or stems that conserve moisture. (American Heritage Dictionary)

Here’s a photo of last year’s succulent beef kabob…succulent isn’t it?

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2 Responses to “Bastille Day BBQ this Saturday at McGuane Park!!!”

  1. chicagopetanque July 7, 2011 at 2:30 am #

    That is the MOST succulent shish-ka-bob photo known to mankind (personkind).

  2. Richard Reeder July 9, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    I’m coming today. Bringing guacamole and chips.

    Richard

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